Rumsfeld, Busy With the Bizarre
Well, we’ve had something in Washington, an event called the America Supports You Freedom Walk and I guess I’m confused.
It was billed as free and open to the public, but only the public that signed up in advance on the Department of Defense web site. The rest were fenced off, not included, relegated to observer status and prevented from shaking the hand of The Donald.
Who paid for this fiasco? The public on the outside of the fence looking in?
I have a scenario for how it may have come about:
“Don, we’re just taking a bath on our poll ratings.”
“I know, Mr. President. It’s simply not fair that these bozos and bums and way-out, liberal idiots don’t seem to have picked up on how we’re making our country safe for future generations.” Rumsfeld studies his nails, thinks about a manicure.
“Yeah.” President Bush frowns, then grins. “But you’re right-on about that future generation thing. We pretty much hung the whole cost of our policy on them.” Frowns again. “But whatta we gon…