Rhymes With Hobbyist
It’s just so much fun to watch the big-time as well as the small-fry congressmen try to keep from drowning just three weeks before elections. They’re all in the water, flailing away to stay afloat. Sharks are circling, but Jack Abramoff’s in the boat and they're all afraid to climb in with him.
It’s just so much fun to watch the big-time as well as the small-fry congressmen try to keep from drowning just three weeks before elections. They’re all in the water, flailing away to stay afloat. Sharks are circling, but Jack Abramoff’s in the boat and they're all afraid to climb in with him.
But sharks are circling, man. Damn, if only the election was over, their seat secure and they could just go back to the way it was—all that nice, comfy money. The papers and TV keep talking about ‘disgraced lobbyist, Jack Abramoff’ as though he was something unusual.
Abramoff’s disgrace was getting caught. Then the sonofabitch plea bargained. Some 35,000 lobbyists in Washington haven’t yet been caught. But,…