Whoa! Don’t Wanna Teach No Controversial Issues
Time to think about burning witches again in small-minded America.
Classrooms, as all right-thinking Republicanite Boards of Education know (or should know) they exist to turn out responsible, un-critical time sensitive and efficient workers, who are not likely to ever have heard a discouraging word. In those unquestioning halls-of-learning, the skies are not cloudy all day.
Okay class, the topic is Critical Race Theory
Theories are worth teaching since we have (for the most part) given up burning witches in favor of passing laws to keep truths out of the hands of our children. Truths, like knives and minds, need sharpening from time to time. Yet any responsible parent knows that sharp instruments must be kept away from children.
I’m not sure how gravity, the world being spherical or Einstein’s theory of relativity slipped past local school boards, but critical race theory is clearly a bridge too far. At this writing, five states have passed laws keeping it safely away from young minds a…